The course of true love never did run smooth, according to William Shakespeare. He was certainly right as far as farming relationships are concerned. See also: Guide to keeping your farm ATV legal on the road.
in. Farmers Weekly Reporters 22 March See also: Guide to keeping women want sex tonight aukebay farm ATV legal on the road The dos: Arrange the date outside of the July-to-September period to steer clear of harvest. October and November are best to avoid because of drilling.
And calving time. In fact, there may be a window of about three days in any given year which is good for a date.
When planning the date, be patient if you are waiting for a text. Texting is far from compatible with tractor driving, stock husbandry, milking and fencing. Sound impressed when they tell you how many acres they farm. Bone-up on acronyms.
Picking at your food is what pen-pushers do. Obviously choose a meat-based dish from the menu. The courgette, tofu, artichoke and broad bean pancake with a nut topping may well not impress.
Do think carefully who you date. Agriculture is a small world.
Or the Spanish strawberries. Or the Kenyan runner beans.
Basically: Buy British! Empty shotgun cartridge cases and penknives are not evidence of violent behaviour, it merely means they have a pigeon problem and use big bales, respectively. Share this.