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By F Reporter For Mailonline. From picking a flattering photo to coming up with a witty bio, online dating can be a veritable minefield. But it seems some singletons are so desperate to make an impression, they've gone to extreme lengths to make their profiles stand out - whatever the cost. The following profiles, spotted on OKCupid, feature people who have donned fancy dress, enlisted great date night outfits props and made bold claims, all in the pursuit of romance.

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From a Buzz Lightyear costume to boasting about a 'ninja sword', they are proof that some people will stop at nothing to get a date. Well at least colchester hour dating honest! This man claimed he was good at 'nothing' while donning a costume. That's niche! This 'slashfic erotica' enthusiast calls himself a 'knight in shining armour' but promptly rules out 'fatties' from contacting him OK Cupid.

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This student appeared more concerned about getting an iPhone 5 than a boyfriend. Show off: This man allegedly boasted that he'd looked into getting a penis reduction.

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This man made quite the claim about his Friday night activity when filling in his profile. One singleton didn't hold back when it came to saying what he liked in the bedroom. That's one way to attract attention! One singleton hope her bodily quirk would attract a date. Now that's romance! This man claimed to have eaten 'the skin off the bottom of sexxy women get tattooed 4 free guy's foot'.

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If you want to find out more about this man, you'll have to ask an intelligence agency it seems. Is that an innuendo?

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One man boasted about his prized 'ninja sword' in his profile. Well, at least he's honest! This man is sure ladies will fall for his hat and his motorbike.

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F for spelling but A for honesty: This man wasn't shamed to admit he was a virgin free flirting phone numbers recently. Probably, yes! This man couldn't hide his fear that he would end up perpetually single. Not picky: This singleton had very few requirements when it came to picking a date. Man of few words: This singleton didn't exaggerate his talents when it came to his profile.

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The views expressed in the contents above are those of our users and do not necessarily reflect the views of MailOnline. Argos AO. Privacy Policy Feedback. From fancy dress to thinly-veiled innuendos, it's no wonder these singletons are still looking for love An online gallery has compiled the worst online dating profiles around Includes a man in a Buzz Wives wants sex rinard costume who lists his talents as 'nothing' Others make smutty jokes about the size of their manhood and bedroom antics While one woman admitted she only wanted someone to buy her an iPhone 5 By F Reporter For Mailonline Published: BST, 29 June Updated: BST, 29 June e-mail shares.

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